Great Works of Cow Literature With Coupons

Chick-fil-A restaurants nationwide are offering the 2010 edition of their 13th annual cow-themed calendar for $6 (plus tax). Great Works of Cow Literature is available at participations locations now through early January (or while supplies last) and include monthly coupons for FREE food.

Chick-fil-A Cows have put their own bovine twist on 12 classic novels to create the calendar. Inspired by the adage “the pen is mightier than the spatula,” the self-preserving Cows have claimed creative license and written their own anti-beef-eating adaptations of famous works of literature to discourage burger-eating throughout the country. Examples include Ali Babacue, narrowly escaping the carving knives of the “40 chefs;” Porter Pan, who avoids becoming a veal steak while remaining a young calf forever; and Steerlock Holmes, on the hunt for notorious butcher “Jack the Flipper.” The bookish bovines also make appearances in such works as the fantasy Salisbury in Wonderland, the action-packed Three Brisketeers and the holiday classic A Christmas Cowbell.

Go ahead, have some laughs and save some money.